Tuesday, July 8, 2008

50-48 #25: EMERGENCY UPDATE: FUCK YOU, GANDHI

(Originally published 3/16/08)

50-48 #25: EMERGENCY UPDATE: FUCK YOU, GANDHI

Mahatma Gandhi once argued that "it is health that is real wealth, and not pieces of gold and silver." That is no consolation to us today, here on the 25th silver anniversary of 50-48. We should be celebrating this shimmering anniversary with an SEC basketball championship and a 6 seed. Instead, our chronically disappointing Razorbacks have sunk to a 9 seed, where they will be ousted easily in the first round by Indiana. Even on the miraculous, Jesus-comes-back-to-earth chance that the Hogs pulled a bizarre upset versus Indiana, they would follow that up by playing North Carolina, the tournament's #1 overall seed. Thus the season comes to a destructive, horrible end yet again. My eventual brain tumor says thanks, Hogs.

50-48
Fuck Texas
WPS

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