50-48 #43: EMERGENCY UPDATE, OF OR RELATING TO THE PENULTIMATE PUSSYNESS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

50-48 #43: EMERGENCY UPDATE, OF OR RELATING TO THE PENULTIMATE PUSSYNESS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

The University of Texas, as were the Sodomites of long ago, are nervous that God is planning on punishing them for all the debauchery and ass-fucking that goes on there. They have, therefore, unlike the Sodomites of long ago, decided to postpone their game against the Great and Glorious University of Arkansas until September 27. (This is known as "learning from history." George Santayana is rolling over in his fucking grave.)

All the better. Two more weeks to iron out the "almost getting our asses handed to us by ULM" kinks.

Also: EMERGENCY FASHION UPDATE!

I will still be wearing my "Beat Texas" tee shirt to class on Friday. If I can't root for the Hogs to destroy Austin, I will happily root for Ike. I encourage you all to do the same. May everyone who makes the conscious choice to live there rot in everlasting hell.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The above statement should not be construed as a wish for physical harm to any human being. 50-48 hopes the residents of Austin rot in everlasting hell after reasonably long lives. If any Texas fans were hurt in the storm, it would make our eventual decimation of the collection of illiterates and sex offenders they call a football team less meaningful. In the great cosmic contest between Ike and Arkansas to see who can do more to make the University of Texas suffer, 50-48 wishes to assure everyone that it roots for Arkansas.]

[EDITOR'S NOTE ABOUT THE EDITOR'S NOTE: Still, though. Fuck them.]

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