50-48 #54: EMERGENCY UPDATE: FINALLY! LEE WINS THE WAR AND THE SOUTH RISES AGAIN! WE KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER.
Just a quick update to let everyone know that former Hog Cliff Lee just won the American League Cy Young Award! Though Eric Hinske had some quality at bats in the postseason this autumn, Lee was really the only Razorback shining star in the majors this season. His award is all the more impressive considering that control problems last year had him pitching in Bum Fuck Anonymous Triple-A City. This is the biggest comeback since Napoleon returned from Elba! (And is sure to have a happier ending.)
Congratulations, Cliff! The Hogs still love you!
We here at 50-48 feel like a lion who just finished a satisfying dinner of 48 delicious midgets. And we would like to provide this inspirational message to Roy Halliday, K-Rod, Dice-K, et al: SUCK IT, BOYS! WOO PIG SOOIE!
Thank you for your time. Please return the normalcy of your day. Good night, and good luck.
50-48
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