GOAL LINE STAND WITH LESS THAN 1:30 LEFT! THEN AN INTERCEPTION WITH LESS THAN :30! HOGS WIN! HOGS WIN! SUCK IT, AUBURN!
We here at 50-48 are in the throes of the worst semester we’ve had since our comprehensive exams. Some of the lowlights:
- Continuous financial problems.
- Yet another in a long litany of failed relationships.
- One of my students died.
- A completely bogus speeding ticket coming off the Atchafalaya Basin Bridge.
- David Foster Wallace killed himself.
- My car was robbed and vandalized last night. Thousands of dollars in damage.
NONE OF THAT MATTERS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!! I’M POURING OUT SOME OF THIS MILWAUKEE’S BEST LIGHT FOR MY BELOVED RAZORBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO THAT’S WHAT WINNING FEELS LIKE. HELL FUCKING YES.
50-48
Fuck Texas
WPS
1 comment:
Glad your priorities are in order. Property destruction, a string of ex-ladies in your wake, DFW RIP -- none of it matters as long as Jim Jones . . . er, I mean . . . Bobby Petrino takes us to the Promised Land.
Go Hogs!
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